ME - "Zada get ready for school."
Zada - "Ok, I have to go to the bathroom."
ME - "ok."
**Door Locks**
Zada - "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (the kind of scream heard in many horror movies. The kind that makes your ears pop. The kind that makes your heart STOP.)
ME - "WHAT HAPPENED? ARE YOU OK? WHAT HAPPENED? OMG UNLOCK THE DOOR!!!"
Zada - "MOOOOOOMMM, SCREEAMMMMMM"
ME - "ZADA U N L O C K THE DOOR NOW!!! WHAT IS WRONG"
**door unlocks, pants around ankles. no blood**
ME - "ok, what is wrong, are you hurt???"
Zada - "There's a mosquito on the mirror."
ME - *turns and walks away*
Zada - *standing there waiting for me to get my shot gun out to kill the mosquito* "Well arn't you going to do anything about it, like KILL IT?"
Me- "No."
Monday, May 28, 2007
The Scream that makes a mothers heart skip a beat.
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3 comments:
That's my girl. Sure sounds familiar!!!
Mom
I make one of those screams everytime Christa finishes off the chocolate without me.
Fully understand that nonsense... heart stopping feel like you can't get in there quick enough...
then to find a tiny little bug that probably wouldn't harm a hair on their heads... it's a girl thing... one of those lovely perks of being a mom of girls!!!
jenn
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